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Showing posts with label Funny. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Funny. Show all posts

July 07, 2011

Opposites Attract

Husband and I are as opposite as you can get personality wise.

Me - Extrovert.  I love being around people, going places and doing things.  On vacations, I want to go sightseeing, I would not do well going to the lake for 5 days and just sit around "relaxing".  I would go crazy.

Out. Of. My. Mind.

Husband - Not a people person.  Likes to be alone and would love a vacation just sitting by the lake.  Don't get me wrong, he likes to hang out with friends.  But, he would not willingly go to a place with lots of people, example: amusement parks.

Please see example pictures below.

Me:


Husband:

See how overjoyed he is being out all night during New Years.  And of me taking this picture of him. 


Need I say more?

I guess Paula was right, opposites attract.

June 23, 2011

Why Did I Take That Picture?

You ever take random picture with your cell phone and later wonder why? It was the funniest or coolest thing ever when you took it, but a few weeks later, you are not quite sure what the big deal was about.

(I also love finding pics I forgot I had taken, ahhhh memories.)

This was just hilarious at the time.  Husband blowing up a "Palm Tree Cooler" for my bro in laws bday party.


I love having breakfast at hotels, not just anything but the awesomely yellow, fluffy and delicious scrambled eggs.  I know most of them are the "fake eggs", but I still love them!  Maybe from all the traveling, moving and road trip vacations my family took.


This just makes me smile.  Husband showing his nephew how to play guitar hero. Husband will make a great dad, and our kids will probably come out of the womb playing computer games.


I think this is the best diet drink, I believe I was going to write a post about it, but forgot, and now I think that would just be silly.


Well, this one is just too cute.


Well, I just thought buying a "Crave Case" of 25 White Castle burgers is pretty funny.


Queen Missy surveying her land from high above on her throne.  AKA - Sitting on the top of our couch, staring out the window waiting for anything to bark at.


I just thought this looked strange, all the birds were eating the berries off our tree, which made it look like they massacred the poor thing.


We work hard but we play hard.


Good times.

June 20, 2011

Say Whaaaaa...

So we all know that the big trend in fair foods is to deep fry anything you can get your hands on.   Twinkies, Krispy Kreme burgers (that's right Krispy Kreme BURGERS) and my favorite deep fried butter.  (I feel greasy just writing this post.)

This season's hottest trend in deep fried state fair foods, deep fried Kool-Aid balls.


That's right folks, they have deep fried all the food so here come the deep fried drinks.


Ok, so they don't really just take a pitcher of Kool-Aid and drop it into a vat of oil.  I guess mix Kool-Aid powder, flour and water, into a batter and then drop dollops into the oil.

OH YEA!


(Not really.)

Honestly though, considering that there is deep fried butter at state fairs, deep fried Kool-Aid may be on the "healthier" side.  Ha!  I guess you really can deep fry anything.

June 18, 2011

BEST IDEA EVERRRRRRR!!!!!!!

Nutella Coffee Creamer

That's right folks, I said it.  How crazy good would that be?!?!?!?!


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 HEAVEN!!!
I think we should all write to Nutella and urge them to create this amazing product!!!

Power to the Nutella Lovers!!!!

June 14, 2011

Things I Don't Understand

Really?  Is there anyone out there who is able to shed some light on these phenomenons?!?!?!

1.  Zombies - Am I the only one who doesn't get when or how the zombies fascination began?  Everywhere I look there are zombie games(Facebook Apps), articles on how to survive a zombie attack and zombie flash mobs. (I'm lumping Vampires into this as well.)


3.  Ed Hardy - Sigh...Why?  How did this brand become synonymous with aging men, who tan too much and use too much hair gel.  I also get the feeling they would smell like they bathed in some sort of nasty cologne. (See Jon Gosselin)  I understand that Ed Hardy used to be a great tattoo artist, but it should have stopped there.

FYI, I have awarded him the Lifetime Achievement Award for Douchebaggery.

Finally...

3. Passengers who feel the need to stick their feet out the window of a moving vehicle.  Again, why?  I just want to drive up and smack the feet back into the car.  Do you really need to be that comfortable in the car?  Sigh...
No, just no.